But you see... You DID get dressed, all by yourself. It's the people who need mom to tell them how to put on their clothes that I have a problem with. And four stars for you if you can remember your Prodigy login, let alone any ARPNET net logins.
I'm the IT Manager where I work, and deal with this stuff all day. I lost my cool in these forums, a few days ago, with people complaining about losing wireless N after the 2.3.3 update. We never should've had 802.11n anyway, not with only 1 antenna and only the 2.4Ghz range as an option, but we had it, HTC took it away and most folks had a complete hissy over it. I was seriously considering quitting these forums over it, but decided that I really do enjoy helping people, despite the nonsense.
Still, for some folks, using technology like this, is the equivalent to flying a spaceship, or brain science/rocket surgery.