Kinda figured as much, taking into account who we are talking about here. Sprint always seems to behind the curve by a good 6 to 9 months. Had a Photon 4G (a nightmare phone unto itself) and was told that it was going to be upgraded to JB 4 by the retailer, but the supreme powers of Sprint decided too much effort to upgrade the Photon 4G at the last minute, just easier to sell me a new Photon 4G LTE phone instead. Super-duper customer service there, Sprint. With service like this, it'll be hard to say goodbye at the end of my contract.
OK, so I lied. Ain't goint to miss this nonsense at all.